So one of my friends put this up on their myspace bulletin board, and since i’m fortunate to have Siri Guru Granth Sahib Akaand Paath in my itunes its was kinda funny with all the responses Guru Ji had for me,. hahaha i couldn’t help laughing at how true guru ji was with me and i thought i’d share.
1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. You must write that song name down no matter how silly it sounds.
IF SOMEONE SAYS “IS THIS OKAY” YOU SAY?
I love my Dog - Sublime
HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
SOOHEE, FIFTH MEHL: The city of heaven is where the Saints dwell. They enshrine the Lotus Feet of God within their hearts. || 1 || Listen, O my mind and body, and let me show you the way to find peace, so that you may eat and enjoy the various delicacies of the Lord || 1 || Pause || - Ang 742
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Mother, father and sons are all made by the Lord; the relationships of all are established by the Lord. || 1 || I have given up all my strength, O my brother. The mind and body belong to the Lord, and the human body is entirely under His control. || 1 || Pause || The Lord Himself infuses devotion into His humble devotees. In the midst of family life, they remain unattached.
|| 2 || When inner love is established with the Lord, then whatever one does, is pleasing to my Lord God. || 3 || I do those deeds and tasks which the Lord has set me to; I do that which He makes me to do. || 4 || Those whose devotional worship is pleasing to my God — O Nanak, those humble beings center their minds lovingly on the Lord’s Name. || 5 || 7 || 2 || 7 || 7
- Ang - 494
HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Lavaan - Bhai Tejinderpal Singh Dooola Veerji
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?
Roots of Creation - Sublime
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
What i got - Sublime
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Amber - 311
WHAT DO YOU OFTEN THINK ABOUT?
Main Agar Kahoon - Om Shanti Om
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Raag Tilang - Ustaad Amjad Ali Khan
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
AASAA, FOURTH MEHL, SECOND HOUSE:
ONE UNIVERSAL CREATOR GOD. BY THE GRACE OF THE TRUE GURU:
You are the True Creator, my Lord Master. That which is pleasing to Your Will, comes to pass. Whatever You give, that is what I receive. || 1 || Pause || All are Yours; all meditate on You. He alone, whom You bless with Your Mercy, obtains the jewel of the Naam. The Gurmukhs obtain it, and the self-willed manmukhs lose it. You Yourself separate the mortals, and You Yourself unite them. || 1 || You are the River — all are within You. Other than You, there is no one at all. All beings and creatures are your play-things. The united ones are separated, and the separated ones are re-united. || 2 || That humble being, whom You inspire to understand, understands; he continually speaks and chants the Glorious Praises of the Lord. One who serves the Lord, obtains peace. He is easily absorbed in the Lord’s Name. || 3 || You Yourself are the Creator; by Your doing, all things come to be. Without You, there is no other at all. You watch over the creation, and understand it. O servant
Nanak, the Lord is revealed to the Gurmukh. || 4 || 1 || 53 || - Ang 365
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Charbaiti, Batcha Moshi Mosh
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
MARU, FIFTH MEHL:
The Supreme Lord God is imperishable, the Transcendent Lord, the Inner-knower, the Searcher of hearts. He is the Slayer of demons, our Supreme Lord and Master. The Supreme Rishi, the Master of the sensory organs, the uplifter of mountains, the joyful Lord playing His enticing flute. || 1 || The Enticer of Hearts, the Lord of wealth, Krishna, the Enemy of ego. The Lord of the Universe, the Dear Lord, the Destroyer of demons. The Life of the World, our eternal and ever-stable Lord and Master dwells within each and every heart, and is always with us. || 2 || The Support of the Earth, the man-lion, the Supreme Lord God. The Protector who tears apart demons with His teeth, the Upholder of the earth. O Creator, You assumed the form of the pygmy to humble the demons; You are the Lord God of all. || 3 || You are the Great Raam Chand, who has no form or feature. Adorned with flowers, holding the chakra in Your hand, Your form is incomparably beautiful. You have thousands of eyes, and thousands of forms. You alone are the Giver, and all are beggars of You. || 4 || You are the Lover of Your devotees, the Master of the masterless. The Lord and Master of the milk-maids, You are the companion of all. O Lord, Immacuate Great Giver, I cannot describe even an iota of Your Glorious Virtues. || 5 || Liberator, Enticing Lord, Lord of Lakshmi, Supreme Lord God. Savior of Dropadi’s honor. Lord of Maya, miracle-worker, absorbed in delightful play, unattached.
|| 6 || The Blessed Vision of His Darshan is fruitful and rewarding; He is not born, He is self-existent. His form is undying; it is never destroyed. O imperishable, eternal, unfathomable Lord, everything is attached to You. || 7 || The Lover of greatness, who dwells in heaven. By the Pleasure of His Will, He took incarnation as the great fish and the tortoise. The Lord of beauteous hair, the Worker of miraculous deeds, whatever He wishes, comes to pass. || 8 || He is beyond need of any sustenance, free of hate and all-pervading. He has staged His play; He is called the four-armed Lord. He assumed the beautiful form of the blue-skinned Krishna; hearing His flute, all are fascinated and enticed. || 9 || He is adorned with garlands of flowers, with lotus eyes. His ear-rings, crown and flute are so beautiful. He carries the conch, the chakra and the war club; He is the Great Charioteer, who stays with His Saints. || 10 || The Lord of yellow robes, the Master of the three worlds. The Lord of the Universe, the Lord of the world; with my mouth, I chant His Name. The Archer who draws the bow, the Beloved Lord God; I cannot count all His limbs. || 11 || He is said to be free of anguish, and absolutely immaculate. The Lord of prosperity, pervading the water, the land and the sky.
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
MARU, FIFTH MEHL, FOURTH HOUSE, ASHTAPADEES:
ONE UNIVERSAL CREATOR GOD. BY THE GRACE OF THE TRUE GURU:
Moonlight, moonlight — in the courtyard of the mind, let the moonlight of God shine down. || 1 || Meditation, meditation — sublime is meditation on the Name of the Lord, Har, Har. || 2 || Renunciation, renunciation — noble is the renunciation of sexual desire, anger and greed. || 3 || Begging, begging — it is noble to beg for the Lord’s Praise from the Guru. || 4 || Vigils, vigils — sublime is the vigil spent singing the Kirtan of the Lord’s Praises. || 5 || Attachment, attachment — sublime is the attachment of the mind to the Guru’s Feet. || 6 || He alone is blessed with this way of life, upon whose forehead such destiny is recorded. || 7 || Says Nanak, everything is sublime and noble, for one who enters the Sanctuary of God. || 8 || 1
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Bibi Deep kaur - Azzad Sherni
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
Ong Namo - Snatam Kaur
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Salokh Dhumalla Da - Mahakal Sukha Singh Akaali
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
AASAA, FIFTH MEHL, SHALOK: If you chant the Naam, the
Name of the Lord, Har, Har, the Messenger of Death will have nothing to say to you.
WHAT IS YOUR NICKNAME?
GAUREE: Slander me, slander me — go ahead,
people, and slander me. Slander is pleasing to the Lord’s humble servant. Slander is my father, slander is my mother. || 1 || Ang 339